Photo Blog #2

There is a legend in 'cake' lore that tells of a prophet that will one day come across an invention so glorious in nature that it will revolutionize the 'cake' world. The yet unknown prophet will discover this not by means of creating it him or herself, but, by finding it unheralded in another's land. I am proud today to proclaim that I believe I am that 'cake' prophet and that I have found that invention, sitting idly in the land of cruise missiles and super-sized fries. I have encountered that which will one day be capable of further unifying 'cake' families, already themselves victims of high divorce rates and severe lack of pop culture knowledge. Behold the prophecy fulfilled!

Salivate as traditional 'cake' delights abound, dispensed from a pump high above. Magical mayo, delicious ketchup and inspiring mustard come together from one awe-inspiring source. The potential for instant sandwiches has been found, ney, unleashed! At the risk of blowing your fragile Euro-centric minds I dare say you've known nothing of taste potential, what with everything resembling a pig. Here you can take what you've learned from me in this educational portal and literally put it all together. Ketchup, mustard and mayo all on one sandwich … the possibility is scary to think of, but the forbidden fruit always tastes best! Go ahead, be the Eve to my Adam. You know you want to. Don't worry, you won't be cast from the garden of 'cake,' but you may become 'cake' and find yourself ostracized from your so called Euro friends. A small price to pay for a taste of the future.

As the man who has discovered the true potential of this invention I'm not sure whether to call it a 'cake' triumvirate, a 'cake' trifecta or the holy trinity. Regardless of what you wish to call it, it is awesome and will be the unifying force that keeps 'cake' moms (or dads) out of the kitchen and in front of the television, where they should be, with the rest of the family. With more time in front of the proverbial tube 'cake' families will become a beacon to the rest of the world, an example for all to follow when it comes to family relations. Single 'cake' moms will now have convenience AND variety. What more could any child, 'cake' or otherwise, want?

My name is Coco and Euro children rejoice - you are privy to history unfolding!